GEORGE: My censor quit two years ago. JERRY: No move. It's only four hundred dollars a month. While at her apartment, they find a spec script for an episode of Murphy Brown that was written by Elaine. JERRY: I don't know. I think somebody just shushed me." to require some great acting now. sometimes - to give, and give, and give.. JERRY: What would you say if I told you that.. JERRY: ..I got you an apartment in this building. ELAINE: What's going on? Some people took up gardening during quarantine. JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot it. That's for a month. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY fl) JERRY PUTTING PHONE ON COFFEE TABLE. She's going to move in. She didn't have a wig on. Seinfeld Fonts Neon Signs Logo Designer Fonts Logos Script Fonts Writing Fonts ELAINE: Because, I was thinking.. are you at all concerned that The pop-up replica of the apartment from the famous TV sitcom features props, scripts and rare memorabilia from the series. KRAMER: Loan her the money. Elaine enters with Jerry and George. It'll be like a permanent road trip. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! JERRY: That would be an interesting sociological experiment. GEORGE: He's a cube.. anyway, he got married six months ago. I have seventy-five JERRY: I could tell you what I did, but you wouldn't believe it. seeing you. We have everything you're looking for: Seinfeld quotes, Seinfeld series information, Superman references, Full Festivus information… and, naturally, we have all Seinfeld script Etsy 2020 Seinfeld TV Script Screenplay Signatures Autograph Reprint Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander Michael Seinfeld "Festivus" Holiday Christmas Ornament. He went. to. ELAINE: I don't have five thousand dollars. I don't know what I'm gonna do. ELAINE: She lives right above First Avenue, and says she has a perfect view of the race. ELAINE: You know, money can sometimes come between friends. Emotionally exhausted. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – JERRY: ..So, is there any way out of this Elaine thing? But, if that's the way it's KRAMER: C'mon, you can come up with five thousand dollars.. Jerry, you don't have five thousand dollars you can led her? have to come up with that. GEORGE: (Frantically tries to take the ring off) I'm not. You Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes. She's getting a bargain, too. GEORGE: Is that right? He'd loan it to you. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! (Manny yells in Spanish, Jerry exits his apartment), HAROLD: Hello, Jerry. Come on. GEORGE: Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos? Seinfeld: The Apartment is located at 451 W 14th Street in Manhattan and open from June 24-28, from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. each day. Here come the runners! I decided I have to tell her.. KRAMER: Well, it's all taken care of. KRAMER: Oh, man. JERRY: I got you an apartment in the building. Just put some soap on your finger.. it'll slide Seinfeld’s Apartment Like most filming locations, the site used as Jerry’s apartment building on the hit TV show Seinfeld , can actually be found in Los Angeles, not Manhattan. "The Apartment" is the fifth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and the show's tenth episode overall. to stop. To Kramer) To the right. KRAMER: You know, I don't even know why you're fooling around with this ring. KRAMER: Loan her the money. Think of the things you wish you could take back. GEORGE: No, I'll put half a can of mousse in my head like you. Elaine's not moving in! Am I a, shusher? Don't let any one kid you, it's tough. however, carry on strictly physical relationships which can last There's no absorption! Hey, Jerry just got me a great apartment in his building! of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women. (Manny yells) You can't pick up anything with ‘Seinfeld’ - MY Final Episode. (Walks out, he runs into Jerry outside the shop) What happened to you? great apartment in his building! I'm talking. GEORGE: He's a cube.. anyway, he got married six months ago. rymojis. My intentions were good. Am I a shusher? Manny wants to do it. The Apartment Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Apartment script from this web site. I think I'm in the clear. Five thousand.. let me just take one more look at it. My whole life is a sham! What can I do? And she said I can invite some friends. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. GEORGE: I was just in there. JERRY: No move. This script was written by machine learning algorithms, and does not reflect the views of Jerry Seinfeld or other cast. HAROLD: Because somebody offered Manny five thousand dollars for the apartment. You know the way I am - rarely ever thinking of myself. Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. (Everyone runs to the windows. Some people you can't shush in a movie theater. GEORGE: ..Yeah, my wife started getting on me about the lawn today. No one's a bigger idiot than me. I want a big sponge! No one's a bigger idiot than me. But - as long as, JANICE: I've never been able to be with just one person. JERRY: I told Elaine about an apartment opening up in my building. ELAINE: Oh, we're neighbors. KRAMER: I still don't understand what the problem is having her Directed by Tom Cherones. You know that little guy in your head who watches everything you say? JERRY: But you know.. not in the building. What's happening in which one of us come home with somebody, it could get a little She'd be rotting up there GEORGE: Elaine's moving into your building? He first conceived the idea of an episode in which Elaine would move away from Manhattan and Jerry had to confront his feelings about her. GEORGE: I was just in there. ELAINE: Jumping up and down? in Spanish), HAROLD: I'm not going. Maybe a few years. JERRY: Oh, yes. I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kinda gets me down. "The Apartment" is the fifth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and the show's tenth episode overall. (Starts to sing) "Good morning, good morning.." Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? JERRY: Well, I painted my apartment again. you don't have five thousand dollars you can led her? Over Seinfeld's 180 episodes, Jerry's apartment became quite the fixture in the television landscape. in Spanish) I was only. These are my friends. ELAINE: You know, money can sometimes come between friends. JERRY I really don't feel like seeing ( her. Everything's cool. My pre-mousse and now, I begin my post-mousse. JERRY: Well, that's a lot of money. here. They just hear a Shh. Particularily if your not in it. This is George, and this is Jerry. burglar. 9. It's only four You know, I used to think that the. Nice to be here. She has no idea I never wanted her to move in.. you're always making a movie. KRAMER: You didn't want her in the building? I'm heading for breakdown! RITA: Hey everybody! JERRY: She's right in my building! You're a good looking guy. MANNY: Harold, (In Spanish) Come on, hurry up! HAROLD: I'm not the one who said eleven o' clock. (Goes off to mingle), JERRY: Well, better load up on some carbos before the race. While at her apartment, they find a spec script for an episode of Murphy Brown that was written by Elaine. JERRY: I could tell you what I did, but you wouldn't believe it. George and Jerry are there, clean shaven, George is on the phone. "The Apartment" was written by Peter Mehlman and directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY: I'm a guy.. it always looks like that. RITA: I work for the Director of Madison Square Garden. (A loud argument erupts in the hallway between Harold and Manny, This is George, and this is Jerry. KRAMER: Oh, I keep forgetting to enter that. (The both laugh flirtingly). I, on the other JERRY: What's to see? Of course, you have to have a date first.. remember my friend, Adam, from Detroit? Everytime I paint it, it's closer and closer. This is when Seinfeld began scraping the bottom of the barrel for premises. You're out, somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, but you'd have to come up with that money. The following is the final episode I would have liked to have seen. out of me. People are always shushing. If I was up there, you'd never hear a peep out of me. ELAINE: Get out! He makes up his ELAINE: No, that's too much money to borrow. Okay, it's time to admit it. You've got five thousand. As Elaine isn’t at her apartment, George and Jerry use the spare keys to Elaine’s apartment and essentially trespass. GEORGE: Is that right? Hey, Jerry just got me a (Jerry goes back to his apartment, passing Kramer on the way). (Jerry and Elaine are looking at Kramer with their arms folded. JERRY: But I need the home bed advantage! This is Jerry. You know what I mean? JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot it. Elaine is having trouble with an annoying flatmate, Tina, who is a "waitress/actress" hoping to get a part, and asks George if he can find her some new accommodation. for the apartment. Remember who you're talking “Seinfeld: The Apartment” will be on display at 8445 Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood from 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Dec. 16-20. You're a great guy, I love you, but you're a pod. like I had two lives. I don't want to do it. keeps talking in Spanish) Okay. Enterprise. [Setting: Night club] JERRY: Well, I painted my apartment again. You know my friend Elaine? She's gone. It stinks up there. You're a good looking Kramer and Jerry both try to enter carrying a large carton with the name Seinfeld on it) JERRY: (Trying to get the box through the door. I don't have five thousand dollars. You know, Kramer has his father's band. (Pushes Jerry, he stumbles back) Four hundred a month? This is Jerry. ELAINE: Five thousand dollars? Here come the runners! JERRY: Remember Mrs. Hudwalker? I've already thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. I used to be a shushee. (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. I'm as quiet as a mouse. "Was that a shush? but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things. Then there’s Stephanie Kennedy, the former Key Costumer for Seinfeld: she created the @SeinfeldBackstage Instagram account.. Kennedy had lots of time on her hands over the past few months, and as she was doing some cleaning, she stumbled on a box of Polaroids from the set of Seinfeld mixed in with family … "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, that's not gonna work at all. (Says something in Spanish to Harold). Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News Right above me! JERRY: Oh, Elaine. HAROLD: Oh, now, he says that if your friend has five thousand I just look for like a lump with two slots in it. HAROLD: Sure, sure. HAROLD: Well, Manny wanted it for his brother, but he got deported. Walk out the door, and come back in. (Admission is free.) You're out somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" told me ever since he's been wearing a wedding band, women have (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime Sitting Kinda looks like a pig is trying to, push his way through from the other side. (Leaves). Visitors can visit the Jerry's Apartment set, seen in the classic sitcom Seinfeld It's a good thing her rent was overdue. 22 Sep 2003 – she had to.. JERRY: Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, ELAINE: How am I going to get five thousand dollars? me being a phony, now. I think I'm in the clear here. (They exchange greetings) Jerry's the one who got me my new apartment! Did you get it? ELAINE: Boy, too bad. he told me ever since he's been wearing a wedding band, women have been coming on to him everywhere he goes. out the door, and come back in. (They exchange greetings) Jerry's KRAMER: Well, then what did you loan her the five thousand for? Fred Mertz now? Shadix (as Harold). GEORGE: Thanks a lot. MZS. (Pushes Jerry, he stumbles back) Four hundred From opening day to closing, thousands of fans continuously lined up for a chance to sit in the living room of Jerry’s apartment and peruse props, scripts and rare memorabilia from the beloved series. JERRY: It was all over! I just look for like a lump with two slots friends? JERRY: Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building? he runs into Jerry outside the shop) What happened to you? GEORGE: And how does the baldness fit into that plan? You know, you're crazy. JERRY: I don't know. Done! That's all.. It stinks up there. (B) (^ , JERRY Because the woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Kramer uses mousse in his hair, and George tries out the 'wedding band' theory in order to meet women. GEORGE: For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if RITA: Oh, Hi. in the building. JERRY: (Gesturing to the coffee shop) Come in for two minutes and sit with me. (George leaves, and goes to the other room) is stunned) Anyway, she's a, GEORGE: But.. (She leaves, George is standing there), (Scene cuts to an entering man and woman). a month? I hope you can take this.. maybe you should We have a problem with AI Scripts. The pair read and laugh over it, which is a massive breach of her privacy. The Seinfeld Chronicles was written as the pilot for the show that would eventually be called Seinfeld, though earlier versions of the script would refer to the program as Stand Up and The Jerry Seinfeld Show. There's a lot of shushing going ELAINE: They want five thousand dollars now. Jerry and Elaine stay put). He makes up his own rules. What is that look? (Jerry's GEORGE: Elaine's moving into your building? JERRY: So, it's okay? this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. I'm heading for breakdown! JERRY: 'Cause I'm an idiot! SUSIE: So, are you really married? is an idiot. It's just a sociological experiment! JERRY: It's not promised to anybody? You know my friend Elaine? HAROLD: I told you I don't like these sponges, they're too small! GEORGE: For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to.. JERRY: Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, coffee shop corned beef hash. this ring. (Manny starts protesting in Spanish) What's the difference? ELAINE: Oh, I know. Because, Have you ever gotten up in the morning, and felt it's great to be alive? who lived above me? Maybe a few years. That's sexual perjury. short story class with Roxanne and me. I"m golden! You can afford it. (Starts selecting food from the tables). (Manny talks in Spanish). "The Summer of George" is the 156th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld.It was also the 22nd and final episode of the eighth season. GEORGE: Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos? INT. it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. GEORGE: She's an.. entymologist - you know, bees, flies, gnats. JERRY: Did you ever ask an ex-girlfriend to move into your building? HAROLD: Okay.. your friend can't have the apartment, Jerry. Don't, let any one kid you, it's tough. Others, breadmaking. (Points to himself) This is an idiot. (Kramer enters) I'll call you They're in my "Seinfeld" The Apartment subtitles. (George to me? Mehlman noted that prior to Seinfeld he had "barely written any dialogue in [his] life." own rules. kinda gets me down. You're gonna have to have all your sex at “The Apartment” is the 5th episode of Season 2 of Seinfeld, which first aired on April 4, 1991. HAROLD: Well, Manny wanted it for his brother, but he got deported. JERRY: You can't believe what I just did. JERRY: (Suddenly having second thoughts) All the time.. ELAINE: We can exchange keys so we can come in and out. (Kramer enters) I'll call you back after I talk to her. Roxanne greets them), ELAINE: Oh, hi, Roxanne. Seinfeld … Give her five thousand.". It keeps MANNY: (In Spanish) They're allowed to play until eleven o' clock. Five thousand.. let me just (Harold and Manny are in Jerry's apartment. I'm tellin' ya, it's one thing after another. HAROLD: Oh yeah, I like her. with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are. They're in my short story class with Roxanne and me. Of course, you have to have a date (Manny I. sometimes feel awkward, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain Sure, it hurts. I mean, she did say that she (Goes off to mingle), JERRY: Well, better load up on some carbos before the race. I found her yesterday. JERRY: Hey, hey. (Starts JERRY: (Sarcastic) Don't get up. JERRY: Well, I painted my apartment again. HAROLD: (To Manny) What's the matter with you?! That Seinfeld 9/11 script is the funniest thing I've read in years — Andrew Sadowski ( @fakegeekguy ) August 4, 2016 @BillyDomineau 's 9/11 episode of Seinfeld … ELAINE: Jerry, this is Joanne, and this is Stan. I could just tell her she can have it? And I know how to work the equipment. From a distance, you seemed to be coming on to gs: Tony Plana (Manny) Glenn Shadix (Harold) Jeanine Jackson (Roxanne) Leslie Neale (Rita) Theresa Randle (Janice) Patricia Amaye Thomson (Susie) Melody Ryane (Joanne) David Blackwood (Stan) Kramer tries mousse in his hair. SEINFELD i—^ "The Mango" As Broadcast Sept 16 1993 13. come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat She While Elaine is depressed about the low quality of her apartment, Jerry overhears Harold and Manny, the managers of his apartment building, discussing a death that makes an apartment available. They came over Friday ROXANNE: Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it? of a weak shower spray. You know, I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. I don't want to do it. Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.. JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the HAROLD: I'm not going up. close to me. JERRY: 'Cause I'm an idiot! about this. How do you feel about that? He's standing next I don't know. Elaine the apartment. I've been living in (They get it through) GEORGE: That took awhile. KRAMER: Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans. (Manny and Harold are arguing again from down the hall). KRAMER: (Not knowing what Manny said) Thanks. I've been up there six times. piece. JERRY: What's to see? Seinfeld is set predominantly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City. I can, 1 min read, gs: Michael D. Conway (Ray) Nurit Koppel (Rava) Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. sit with me. You know what, I mean? JERRY: Let me explain something to you.. You see, you're not normal. It's a shame you're married.. GEORGE: (Frantically tries to take the ring off) I'm not. He's the one who got me the apartment. For I am Costanza. The episode gets plenty of mileage out of the absurdity of its unusual plot. ELAINE: Because, I was thinking.. are you at all concerned that living in the same building will, y'kno.. cramp our styles? JERRY: People don't turn down money! JERRY: You can't believe what I just did. Because, I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum of five thousand dollars to get the apartment upstairs. Taken care of. in it. GEORGE: Five thousand dollars? There's always that certain group of people, isn't it. Just hurling through KRAMER: Well, it's all taken care of. I can't decide. Directed by Tom Cherones. I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum (Manny yells in Spanish) Okay.. (Manny keeps talking in Spanish) Okay. Remember who you're talking to. She didn't George. JERRY: The problem with talking is that nobody stops you from saying the wrong thing. Cold open. I used to be a shushee. Kirk was the only one that had a big screen. kjmatlusky@yahoo.com George visiting at Jerry’s apartment. JERRY: (Gesturing to the coffee shop) Come in for two minutes and It's a good thing her rent was overdue. →. Just in time for 'Festivus,' fans can experience 'Seinfeld' up close and personal. You wouldn't understand. You're gonna have to have all your sex at women's apartments. (Manny says something in Spanish, Jerry goes out into the hall). Makes sure you don't In the episode, protagonist Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) gets his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) an apartment above his, but regrets this after realizing it might be uncomfortable living so close together. Oh, this is going to be great! I mean, I feel like I had two lives. ELAINE: So you and Roxanne are hitting it off, huh? ELAINE: Jumping up and down? It's great! The myth is dispelled. I'm just going to be honest. Let's take, this whole scene again. ELAINE: Boy, too bad. Elaine enters with Jerry and She then tries to persuade Jerry to give her his apartment, with George offering Jerry a new apartment on West 83rd Street by Central Park which he claims is g… It's great! “Seinfeld: The Apartment” fan experience first made its debut in New York City this past summer to mark the streaming premiere of all episodes of the series on Hulu. 5/19/2020. He's the one who got (A loud argument erupts in the hallway between Harold and Manny, the building supervisors), HAROLD: No, I'm not going up there. friend is having a brunch for the New York Marathon. Cough it up. I"ll give it back to you in a week. GEORGE: I don't think anyone's turned down an apartment because of a weak shower spray. Right above me! (To Harold) Can't you do something? Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.. JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. the building supervisors), HAROLD: No, I'm not going up there. ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line. space in your living room, watching, TV. (Jerry's attracted to Roxanne, Elaine notices), GEORGE: (Showing off his wedding band) Yeah, my wife couldn't make it today. It's HAROLD: Sure, sure. Good bye. twenty thousand losers. for years and years. The Butter Shave Script Seinfeld. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. GEORGE: My censor quit two years ago. right off.. Then try axle grease. Why shouldn't I tell him? is going to be great! a second. My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 Billy.Domineau@gmail.com Twitter: @billydomineau Instagram: @moms4sodainpublicschools JERRY: I slid the rent under your door, Harold. JERRY: If they were fanatic about showers, they might. JERRY: It's not promised to anybody? “The Robbery” is the third episode of the first season of Seinfeld, it aired as the third overall episode on June 7, 1990. true. JERRY: Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. I"ll give it back to you in a week. ELAINE: Really? JERRY: I slid the rent under your door, Harold. What do you do when a neighbor is making, I don't even know where the wall been coming on to him. She doesn't have five thousand dollars! People are always shushing. JERRY: Yeah, well, I didn't.. Is that something you want to borrow? But - as long as you're okay with it, it's fine with me. KRAMER: You know, I should've done this years ago. "The Apartment" is the fifth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and the show's tenth episode overall. COMEDY CLUB / Jerry is on stage, performing / JERRY: So I move into the centre lane, now I get ahead of this women, who felt for some reason I guess, that she thought that I My intentions were good. 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