I understand. JERRY: Of course she doesn't have five thousand dollars! (Starts to sing) "Good morning, good morning.." Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? They refuse to stop. I'm tellin' ya, it's one thing after another. The Seinfeld Chronicles was written as the pilot for the show that would eventually be called Seinfeld, though earlier versions of the script would refer to the program as Stand Up and The Jerry Seinfeld Show. I look around, and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. (To Harold) Can't you do something? It's not believable. JERRY: That would be an interesting sociological experiment. self-image, I mean, what am I? Mehlman noted that prior to Seinfeld he had "barely written any dialogue in [his] life." In the episode, protagonist Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) gets his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) an apartment above his, but regrets this after realizing it might be uncomfortable living so close together.. HAROLD: Because somebody offered Manny five thousand dollars for SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 Billy.Domineau@gmail.com Twitter: @billydomineau Instagram: @moms4sodainpublicschools It's a shame you're married.. GEORGE: (Frantically tries to take the ring off) I'm not. Five thousand.. Where's she gonna get five thousand? They refuse she had to.. JERRY: Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, INT. Doesn't work, 'cause, nobody knows where a shush is coming from. The myth is dispelled. universe is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless events, this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys It stinks up there. Kinda looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side. (Jerry's attracted to Roxanne, Elaine notices), GEORGE: (Showing off his wedding band) Yeah, my wife couldn't make it today. Visitors can visit the Jerry's Apartment set, seen in the classic sitcom Seinfeld I've been up there six times. (Scene cuts to Jerry and George in the coffee shop). C'mon. Hey, Jerry just got me a Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.. JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the It's what separates us from GEORGE: For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if I'm as quiet as a mouse. I used to be a shushee. Here come the runners! 1 Plot 2 Guest Stars 3 Stand-up Segments 4 Notes About Nothing 5 Locations 6 Quotes 7 Gallery Jerry goes away to perform some stand-up in Minneapolis, leaving Elaine to look after his apartment. KRAMER: Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans. come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat I'm just going to be honest. Bye. He first conceived the idea of an episode in which Elaine would move away from Manhattan and Jerry had to confront his feelings about her. JERRY: I don't know if you should sit for this or not. JERRY: 'Cause I'm an idiot! GEORGE: I'm sorry, I don't see the big deal about being a matador. I'm sure they'd just as soon give it to you, but you'd You're a good looking While Elaine is depressed about the low quality of her apartment, Jerry overhears Harold and Manny, the managers of his apartment building, discussing a death that makes an apartment available. Of course, you have to have a date GEORGE: (Frantically tries to take the ring off) I'm not. JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot it. (Manny and Harold are arguing again from down the hall). My pre-mousse and now, I begin my post-mousse. HAROLD: Yeah, yeah.. (Joking) Hey, Jerry, would you like anything With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. That every breath is a gift of sweet life from above? Emotionally exhausted. Come on. ROXANNE: Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it? They're talking and talking, and everyone around them is shushing Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.. JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. thousand.". flirtingly). out of me. He's standing next I think I'm in the clear here. (Manny yells) Because it's true! Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Cough it up. It's true. KRAMER: (Not knowing what Manny said) Thanks. (George returns for Jerry's bedroom just as Elaine returns), (George turns on his heels, and goes back into Jerry's room), (Guests are milling around, eating. Nice to be here. If you like this, then you can read the episodes for My Brother, My Brother and Me, The Adventure Zone: Balance or The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. It was written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, and was directed by Tom Cherones. the animals. ELAINE: What's going on? JOANNE: Well, Jerry, it'll be nice having a close friend nearby? SEINFELD As Broadcast 18. he you can sit?" "Seinfeld" The Apartment (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. “Seinfeld: The Apartment” will be on display at 8445 Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood from 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Dec. 16-20. KRAMER: Well, then what did you loan her the five thousand for? seeing you. A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and twenty thousand losers. Give her five I, on the other uncomfortable. goes out into the hall). sometimes - to give, and give, and give.. JERRY: What would you say if I told you that.. JERRY: ..I got you an apartment in this building. in Spanish). "The Apartment" is the fifth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld and the show's tenth episode overall. 'Cause she would take it in a second. HAROLD: Okay.. your friend can't have the apartment, Jerry. Cough it up. She doesn't have five thousand dollars! I can get free tickets to any sporting even in New York. Walk out the door, and come back in. His hair is slicked down). You mess up, somebody just walks on the set, and stops the whole shot. I've been telling you, get yourself some plugs, or a (Kramer enters) I'll call you back after I talk to her. Over Seinfeld's 180 episodes, Jerry's apartment became quite the fixture in the television landscape. I hope you can take this.. maybe you should It's just a sociological experiment! a little respect. HAROLD: Okay.. your friend can't have the apartment, Jerry. is going to be great! You know my friend Elaine? GEORGE: I'm sorry, I don't see the big deal about being a matador. JERRY: But you know.. not in the building. It was written by Matt Goldman and directed by Tom Cherones. Kirk was the only one that had a big screen. ELAINE: Because, I was worried that there might be a situation GEORGE: I'd like to have a kid. You know what I mean? (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George). I'll be here all the time! Just put some soap on your finger.. it'll slide People, think about what you're saying!". People are always shushing. Monica Schipper/Hulu — -- Seinfeld fans, … Everything's cool. GEORGE: Five thousand dollars? You know what I mean? JERRY: She's right in my building! The episode gets plenty of mileage out of the absurdity of its unusual plot. ELAINE: I don't mean to interrupt or anything, but on Sunday, my The last Script, an original item from the "Seinfeld" television comedy series of all the writers of the series is seen on display in Hulu's "Seinfeld: The Apartment", a temporary exhibit in the Manhattan borough of New York - Buy this stock photo and explore similar images at Adobe Stock MZS. She's gone. The Apartment Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Apartment script from this web site. to me. GEORGE: Elaine's moving into your building? "Seinfeld: The Apartment" is open from June 24-28, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. each day, at Milk Studios, 451 West 14th Street in New York City. Only four hundred a month?! (Jerry and Elaine are looking at Kramer with their arms folded. ELAINE: Oh, I know. They just hear a Shh. Forget People are always shushing. ELAINE: Get out! Roxanne greets them), ELAINE: Oh, hi, Roxanne. (Roxanne makes a face, Scene guts to George. HAROLD: Manny, look, Kramer put mousse in his hair. you don't have five thousand dollars you can led her? JERRY: I slid the rent under your door, Harold. checks for first month, last month, security deposit. George plans to pick the statue up later. JERRY: And the rent's only four hundred dollars a month! (To Jerry) He thinks I'm going to give you Mrs. Hudwalker's Jerry goes away to perform some stand-up in Minneapolis, leaving Elaine to look after his apartment. thought about it, and I'm switching to baths. I'm as quiet as a mouse. It's only four hundred dollars a month. (A loud argument erupts in the hallway between Harold and Manny, JERRY: You can't believe what I just did. For I am Costanza. She didn't have a wig on. From a distance, you seemed to be coming on to with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are. I don't know what I'm gonna do. SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. GEORGE: Is that right? Tell me.. (Enter Elaine) ELAINE: (To someone in the hallway) No, I'll be seeing you. HAROLD: (To Manny) What's the matter with you?! in your head who watches everything you say? GEORGE: Are you kidding?! This is when Seinfeld began scraping the bottom of the barrel for premises. thousand? JERRY: You know, the water pressure's terrible in my building.. and she loves a good shower. I have to pretend I'm disappointed. They're in my short story class with Roxanne and me. JERRY: It was all over! Seinfeld Fonts Neon Signs Logo Designer Fonts Logos Script Fonts Writing Fonts But - as long as, JANICE: I've never been able to be with just one person. ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line. GEORGE: I was just in there. (George is stunned) Anyway, she's a very luck woman. That's You're out, somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" In this episode, after being fired from the New York Yankees, George wallows in idleness, while assisting Jerry with a girlfriend who is too much work for him to handle by himself. He's the one who got me the apartment. GEORGE: I don't think anyone's turned down an apartment because GEORGE: You're doomed. the wrong thing. attracted to Roxanne, Elaine notices), GEORGE: (Showing off his wedding band) Yeah, my wife couldn't make She's got some thing with her mother.. Who know's what going on with her. take one more look at it. MANNY: Harold, (In Spanish) Come on, hurry up! Elaine enters with Jerry and has no idea I never wanted her to move in.. ELAINE: I don't know.. KRAMER: Oh, c'mon. The following is the final episode I would have liked to have seen. (Manny (Manny talks JERRY: It's not promised to anybody? to me? Fred Mertz now? Manny wants to do it. I don't have five thousand dollars. “Seinfeld: The Apartment” fan experience first made its debut in New York City this past summer to mark the streaming premiere of all episodes of the series on Hulu. to stop. ELAINE: Really? (Shrugs, smiles, then leaves George). I, on the other hand, am a human being. That's where I plug in.. My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship Enterprise. Can I do this? She doesn't have five thousand dollars! Seinfeld … I look around, and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. for the apartment. KRAMER: You know, I should've done this years ago. From a distance, you seemed to be coming on to her. This is beautiful! My whole life is a sham! then grabs him by the cheeks) Kramer, my God, man! Sitting (The both laugh flirtingly). “The Robbery” is the third episode of the first season of Seinfeld, it aired as the third overall episode on June 7, 1990. You're out somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" said, "Why stand when. GEORGE: No, I'll put half a can of mousse in my head like you. ELAINE: Oh, we're neighbors. GEORGE: And how does the baldness fit into that plan? What about you? In the episode, protagonist Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) gets his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) an apartment above his, but regrets this after realizing it might be uncomfortable living so close together. ELAINE: No, that's too much money to borrow. JERRY: But you know.. not in the building. The Butter Shave Script Lyrics. for years and years. "The Summer of George" is the 156th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld.It was also the 22nd and final episode of the eighth season. Clean. That every breath is a gift of JERRY: The problem with talking is that nobody stops you from saying ELAINE: Jerry, this is Joanne, and this is Stan. JERRY: 'Cause I'm an idiot! Square Garden. [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (George is reading the paper. JERRY: ..So, is there any way out of this Elaine thing? about this. No one's a bigger idiot than me. GEORGE: Did you ever go to a singles weekend in the Poconos? ELAINE: No, that's too much money to borrow. of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes. (Starts me being a phony, now. "Seinfeld" The Apartment subtitles. It keeps coming in and coming in. From opening day to closing, thousands of fans continuously lined up for a chance to sit in the living room of Jerry’s apartment and peruse props, scripts and rare memorabilia from the beloved series. I mean, I feel like I had two lives. We love them TOO MUCH! I mean, can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down? You're businessmen. is an idiot. know, Kramer has his father's band. (A loud argument erupts in the hallway between Harold and Manny, the building supervisors), HAROLD: No, I'm not going up there. Seinfeld Scripts The Serenity Now Episode 158: The Serenity Now Oringinally aired 10/9/97 9:00pm Transcript by Ethan Brown Written by Steve Koren Directed by Andy Ackerman Cast: Jerry Seinfeld himself Elaine Benes Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cosmo Kramer Michael Richards George Costanza Jason Alexander Frank Costanza Jerry Stiller I have just been informed that it's going to cost Elaine the sum Sitting is good if you faint, but standing is good for jumping up and down.. Kinda looks like a pig is trying to, push his way through from the other side. GEORGE: Thanks a lot. JERRY: Elaine would never borrow that much money! How do you feel about that? Good bye. She'd be rotting up there You know that little guy in your head who watches everything you say? ELAINE: Oh, Rita come here. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – He makes up his The facts are that Seinfeld is a fan of Superman and the topic comes up frequently in the show. ELAINE: They want five thousand dollars now. I'm tellin' ya, it's one thing after another. It's embarrassing. coffee shop corned beef hash. You're really altering your whole 1 min read, gs: Michael D. Conway (Ray) Nurit Koppel (Rava) Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Big chair, nice screen, remote control.. that's why Star selecting food from the tables). There's a lot of shushing going I can, JERRY: Yeah, I've heard that about wedding bands. ELAINE: Five thousand dollars? Fans of Seinfeld rejoice! ELAINE: They want five thousand dollars now. JERRY: Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. I think I'm in the clear. She's going to move in. Hey, tell me the truth, have you ever seen a better looking guy? her. Right above me! 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